modern day field trip

not only do we have to send in a signed permission slip but a NOTARIZED medical release in case of emergency. The field trip is Friday and I got the medical thing on Monday afternoon..like I don't have enough else going on in my day. I am a notary but I am fairly sure they would frown on my notarizing myself. What I find even more amusing is the space for both parents to sign..HA! they are going to have to make due with just my signature.