new levels of exhaustion

working retail christmas was much easier in my 20s compared to my 30s and well in my 40s it may very well kill me!

currently keeping me awake at night....

what exactly constitutes "mom jeans" and because I do not know have I been unwittingly wearing them all these years?

going to out on a limb here

but I am gonna say that as long as I don't wind up in a neurosurgeon's office with David my birthday tomorrow will be totally awesome and better than last year even if I am working retail x2 tomorrow.