I need a check for $30

-for what?
-oh for the library fine
-$30?? that sounds like a lost book what did you lose?
-um nothing there is a penny a day fine for overdue books
-you have a book 3000 days overdue? maybe you should recheck that with the librarian

later that same day
-oh I was wrong my fine was only $1.20 I must have misheard
....yeah yeah you must have

February 4

eaten out of house & home

Most evenings I cook with leftovers in mind except now I have to factor in C's appetite, never mind the leftovers some nights you are lucky to get a first portion and God help me he has not even hit puberty yet! and then there is the nights we occasionally have teenage cousin Z.....for those nights I have considered just putting a trough up in the kitchen and letting them go to town

re: soul food

we can scratch neck bones and gravy off my list..they tasted fine but getting spinous process in my mouth well grossed me out to no end. Silly I know because I will happily gnaw on a rib, leg, thigh even a cheek but the vertebral column umm no. David needs to just have his momma make this for him I am not even gonna attempt it.

the wine snobs will cringe

but I have been known to purchase my wine based solely on how silly the name is

isn't that a bitch

I dreamt that my hip was hurting and sadly enough it was reality and not so much a dream