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Wednesday, November 28, 2007
can't trust someone who doesn't drink coffee
Mitt Romney just plain creeps me out. I always get the feeling that if elected he would ban caffeine and make us all drink hawaiian punch. I'm just saying...
I'm not votin' for somebody who doesn't have the Starbucks endorsement! And that whole mormon thing is just plain too much... I don't need a sister-wife, unless she's solely in charge of cleaning the house and housetraining Mabel. As for the rest of her duties... well, there's probably a Thursday in February that I don't need the Bob for, she can have that. But only on leap years, if I haven't shaved my legs. Nope... Mr. Creepy doesn't stand a chance around here... he's the Mormonchurian Candidate, on a bike, with a better tie.
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Yeah, he's creepy.
I'm not votin' for somebody who doesn't have the Starbucks endorsement! And that whole mormon thing is just plain too much... I don't need a sister-wife, unless she's solely in charge of cleaning the house and housetraining Mabel. As for the rest of her duties... well, there's probably a Thursday in February that I don't need the Bob for, she can have that. But only on leap years, if I haven't shaved my legs. Nope... Mr. Creepy doesn't stand a chance around here... he's the Mormonchurian Candidate, on a bike, with a better tie.
He really grosses me out in a visceral kind of way.
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