do we have a gnome?

or has someone broken into my house to steal all of our spatulas as well as the flat sheet from a set of relatively new sheets?
Somebody better fess up soon!

do we even have crime in West Knoxville?

okay so bad enough you are going to shoplift at a grocery store...then get caught...but what switch in your head says hey I know I will run over the cop trying to arrest me?!
and quite frankly I don't endorse shoplifting but times are tough maybe you need to steal to feed for your family but no no not these guys detergent, starter fluid and hot sauce? what the hell is there some new kind of meth made from hot sauce or something???
Glad we went shopping on Monday and missed all the excitement

file under questionable

sir you may be the nicest man on the planet and the meat you are selling from a cooler strapped into the back of your pick up truck might just be the best damn meat in town, but I am not purchasing meat from a man I don't know from a cooler strapped to the bed of a pick up truck.