from the can my life get weirder files

hair loss....not leg or underarm or that single weird hair I sometimes get on my forehead no no my hair on my head is falling out like leaving bald spots falling out WTF????? no seriously WTF?
and as I found myself saying no way would I pay $30 for a bottle of shampoo I had wonder what the cost of a wig would be 'cause I think they are super duper expensive and the $30 shampoo might be the way to go. I also have a doctor's appointment coming up but maybe I need to make a salon appointment to a hair stylist might have a better grasp on what is happening and how to stop it. I suppose that hair cut & color I have been putting off will have to wait although I prefer the idea of graying to balding at this point.

you lost me at shower cap

Bless his heart David must have been watching another infomercial because lo and behold a new line of hair products arrived on my doorstep yesterday afternoon. I am perfectly content with my current hair care regime basically I buy what is on sale or what I have a coupon for and well if it is both I am sure to put in the the shopping cart, but nice gesture on hubs part I will try the new stuff. I looked at the literature they threw in the box as filler and #1 on their list of suggestions is to each night wet my hair and put in the shampoo or conditioner or whatever it is then put on a shower cap and sleep in the shower cap.....really have you lost your ever lovin' mind? I don't think so guess I will not experience the optimum effects of this stuff